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Created on 2005-02-01 03:14:52 (#5976911), last updated 2009-11-19
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Basic Info| Name: | parfenova |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1980-04-08 |
| Location: | Russian Federation |
| Website: | http://zhurnal.lib.ru/m/masha/ |
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parfenova.m@gmail.com BioПереводчик и сволочной препод в одном лице. О приколах, которые с завидной регулярностью выдают мои студенты можно прочитать в постах с меткой "препоДДавательское". По жизни - язва (хотя умело маскируюсь под белую и пушистую), над студентами измываюсь со страшной силой, а они старательно делают вид, что меня любят ;) У некоторых получается до безобразия правдоподобно ;)
Словом, как сказал бы уважаемый Горлум:
"Tricksy studentses. Hates them, precious, yesss, we hates them. Studentses, grubbing for gradeses, grubbing and ssscraping and ssneaking, and their heads sso empty-- ssssso empty, gollum, gollum. No brains. No scrumptiously crunchable brainses, no precious, jusst air and dussst. Dussst!
Hates them. Ssstupid sstudentses, don't even read the textbook, no preciouss. They writes, and writes, and sscrawls and scribbles-- our eyes, precious, we must ruin our poor eyeses on their scratchings-- but they don't think, do they, precious? They never thinksss. Gollum. No, no thinking for them, sstupid studentses. Too good for thinking, gollum But we'll show them, preciouss, yess.
Fail them. Fail them, precious. We can bleed bright red ink all over their nassssty homeworks, yesss, precious. We can fail the studentses. Make them cry. Make them weep and wail and sssob. Yesss.
Ssstudentss. Filthy, sstinking, ssstupid studentsss. We hatess them, we hates them forever!"
;))))))))))))))
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Словом, как сказал бы уважаемый Горлум:
"Tricksy studentses. Hates them, precious, yesss, we hates them. Studentses, grubbing for gradeses, grubbing and ssscraping and ssneaking, and their heads sso empty-- ssssso empty, gollum, gollum. No brains. No scrumptiously crunchable brainses, no precious, jusst air and dussst. Dussst!
Hates them. Ssstupid sstudentses, don't even read the textbook, no preciouss. They writes, and writes, and sscrawls and scribbles-- our eyes, precious, we must ruin our poor eyeses on their scratchings-- but they don't think, do they, precious? They never thinksss. Gollum. No, no thinking for them, sstupid studentses. Too good for thinking, gollum But we'll show them, preciouss, yess.
Fail them. Fail them, precious. We can bleed bright red ink all over their nassssty homeworks, yesss, precious. We can fail the studentses. Make them cry. Make them weep and wail and sssob. Yesss.
Ssstudentss. Filthy, sstinking, ssstupid studentsss. We hatess them, we hates them forever!"
;))))))))))))))
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Школа № 51 - Ростов-на-Дону, Ростовская область, Russian FederationРостовский институт иностранных языков - Ростов-на-Дону, Ростовская область, Russian Federation (1997 - 2001)
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